the mitchinary
updated 06.14.17
 
   english is mitch's secondary language, with german being his third. mitch's primary language can only be described as a confusing confluence of english and something he makes up on the spot.
   to better understand just what the hell he's saying, we started this 'mitchinary' and will add to it as new additions to the mitchlish language tumble from his mind and into our confused ears.

 
ambering -  verb; the process of campfire wood smoldering into ash.
"that wood will be ambering all night."
 
boration -  noun; a bunch of drilled holes.
"now that is some awesome boration."
verb; to drill a bunch of holes.
"i have some boration to do on this board."
 
chiefaro -  noun; the next boss in line.
"i need to speak with your chiefaro."
 
flavorizems -  noun; an assortment of beers on tap at a festive location.
"they have 32 flavorizems at this oktoberfest!" at which time, a high-five is offered up with the non-beer holding hand.
 
intwangled -  verb; when two people get tangled up together and they can't figure out how or why that happened.
"we were just friends and now we are intwangled. i just wish she'd go away."
 
magneticity -  noun; the force a nascar schedule magnet has on the degabus.
"this schedule has shit for magneticity."
(this is actually a word, but he didn't know it at the time.)
 
oozelation -  noun; the amount of glue that oozes out when items are clamped together.
"that is some good oozelation right there."
 
reverbalate -  verb; to fill an enclosed area with a noxious odor, much to the dismay of the occupants within.
"i reverbalated that room nice and good."
see: stinknature
 
snusling -  verb; trying to sing through your nose.
"i was snusling when a snot rocket landed in her dessert. she was not amused."
 
stinknature -  noun; a pungent, aromatic discharge mitch tends to occasionally expel, seemingly at will. no need to describe it any further, as you will know it when it envelopes you like a dark cloud of lingering death.
"i just left my stinknature in the beer line", he says,
sporting the grin of a job well done.
 
vulturizing -  verb; circling around your passed out friend in preparation of artistry.
"mitch and dean began vulturizing phil a bit too early."
 
wovelling -  verb; crosswind effects on a moving car in a blizzard.
"we are going to fly off the road if this wovelling won't stop."
 


   
other degabus wordologists craft new words as well:
 
adultbabies -  noun; young adults that can not grasp maturity, but instead, fall back on childish behavior. i.e., tantrum when they do not get their way, childish pastimes and interests, immature behavior, are fearful and/or paranoid about everything, demand instant gratification, and generally have an arrested development in life. they continue to act as children and put feelings ahead of mature adulting.
"those soft mushy adultbabies are still playing 'Pokémon GO'."
 
clusterspoon -  noun; more than two guys passed out on the same fold-out love seat.
"rule 13: there will be no naked clusterspoons!"
verb; performing a clusterspoon.
"if you're looking for dean, jay, or gary,
they are clusterspooning on the bus."
 
degabustard -  noun; a current inhabitant of the degabus.
"oh great, it's those idiot degabustards again", mumbles the random camp neighbor, sarcastically with a heavy sigh.
 
millennialgarten -  noun; colleges that used to champion free speech, new ideas, and tolerance of opposing thought, are now day care centers for young adults that are still children. pampered little children, challenged to getting their way and always placated, in order to not make them angry and throw them into tantrum. it's where soft, easily manipulated adultbabies are sanitized against reality.
"the millennialgarten added 8 new 'safe spaces' and 4 transgender only bathrooms so far." 
 
selfishteem -  noun; feeling great about you and only you.
"we are surrounded by legions of narcissistic asshole douchebags, brimming with unbridled selfishteem."
 
~the sarcasm mark~
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